billy
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Post by billy on Jan 3, 2011 11:16:59 GMT
A Happy New Year to you too mate , and all my friends in here.
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Post by billy on Jan 3, 2011 12:35:17 GMT
All foreign players (and Jermaine Defoe) when coming on as sub or being substituted , must cross themselves at least twice , touch the ground and gaze longingly at the sky.
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frakey
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Post by frakey on Jan 3, 2011 18:44:19 GMT
Your point is?
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billy
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Post by billy on Jan 3, 2011 20:59:28 GMT
When a goalkeeper has made a spectacular save sending the ball out for a corner, he must stand up, bang his hands together three times then bawl at a defender.
Then go and get the ball and walk back to his goal with it in the opposite direction to the corner flag.
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Post by billy on Jan 3, 2011 21:02:01 GMT
Players who once represented the same club must stop and chat animatedly to each other in the tunnel as they wait to come out, even if they never really spoke to each other when they played together.
And kiss each other on both cheeks if they played together at Arsenal
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Post by billy on Jan 3, 2011 21:08:10 GMT
When forwards that manage one goal every pancake day do actually score one (Jason Roberts for example) they must run towards the crowd snarling and point to the name on the back of their shirt.
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Post by sallycat on Jan 3, 2011 22:16:59 GMT
Hee hee...you are LOVING this thread, Billy...
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billy
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Post by billy on Jan 3, 2011 23:54:44 GMT
Yes ! Are You ?
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Post by billy on Jan 4, 2011 12:17:10 GMT
Every Tom Dick and Harry is now wearing blue , orange , green etc etc boots.Even those who can just about trap a bag of cement.
This is known as Edgar Davids Syndrome.The more crass tat that you can adorn yourself with the more it throws people off the fact that you ain't that good.
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Post by sallycat on Jan 4, 2011 13:17:33 GMT
It doesn't work.
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Post by Stewart on Jan 4, 2011 15:26:43 GMT
Every club must have an older fan (preferable with long gray hair) that enjoys antagonising his fellow supporters.
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dof
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Post by dof on Jan 4, 2011 15:51:01 GMT
...is that you Stewart!!
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billy
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Post by billy on Jan 4, 2011 16:28:34 GMT
While the score is 0 - 0 , the goalkeeper of the team that has come to nick a draw by putting all 11 men around their own 18 yard line , must retrieve the ball for goalkicks as slowly as possible , trudge back to the opposite side to where the ball went out , clear the pitch of imaginary debris then walk slowly back and kick the goalpost a couple of times.There goes another minute or so.......
I'm surprised that none of them has stopped to make a phonecall as well just to delay it even further.
Of course the goalkeepers will never get booked for timewasting until just before the end , which gives them a license to do it even more as noone has ever been sent off for it.
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frakey
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Post by frakey on Jan 4, 2011 18:58:23 GMT
It's alright. This is proof he's mad - he's talking to himself.
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billy
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Post by billy on Jan 4, 2011 18:59:56 GMT
Ryman Premier League teams must strive to play at least one new player in every home match.The first the paying public must be allowed to know the identity of said player shall be two minutes before the game kicks off.
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