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Post by Juan on Mar 4, 2013 19:02:30 GMT
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
''- Do you want your messages?
- What?
- Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
- *What*? ''
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Post by Duke on Mar 5, 2013 10:10:41 GMT
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"Oh, for goodness' sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood."
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Post by Juan on Mar 7, 2013 21:24:08 GMT
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
''Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - The American Navy. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. ''
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Post by Duke on Mar 8, 2013 14:35:48 GMT
Hunt for Red October (1990)
"Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!"
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Post by Juan on Mar 10, 2013 7:47:14 GMT
cop an a half.
''This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the Flipping glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You Flipping idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the foo are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." ''
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Post by Duke on Mar 10, 2013 11:15:41 GMT
Desperado (1995)
"Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough."
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Post by Juan on Mar 11, 2013 19:16:07 GMT
The Big Lebowski
'' It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us! ''
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Post by Duke on Mar 12, 2013 13:03:49 GMT
Spaceballs (1987)
"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."
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Post by Juan on Mar 20, 2013 9:45:29 GMT
Apocalypse Now
''The only reason I get up in the morning is to see if my luck's changed. And it never bloody has. ''
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Post by Duke on Mar 20, 2013 10:55:42 GMT
Brassed Off (1996)
"He was smiling... That's right. You know, that, that Luke smile of his. He had it on his face right to the very end. Hell, if they didn't know it 'fore, they could tell right then that they weren't a-gonna beat him. That old Luke smile. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker."
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Post by shrewsbury posse on Mar 24, 2013 17:04:49 GMT
Cool Hand Luke 1967
My names Pitt and your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this sh*t
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Post by Juan on Mar 24, 2013 18:33:16 GMT
Pulp Fiction
'' I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-Flipping -Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace. ''
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Post by shrewsbury posse on Mar 24, 2013 20:09:40 GMT
Revelation Chapter 5 verse 15  Or Gangs of New York ;D A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. |
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Post by Duke on Mar 25, 2013 9:32:27 GMT
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
"Oh, yeah, just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport. The high-speed crash. Ooh! That hurt. Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter."
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Post by Juan on Mar 30, 2013 6:10:29 GMT
cool runnings
''Special agent Utah! This is not some job, flipping burgers at the local drive-in! Yes! - your surf board bothers me! Yes! - your approach to this whole damn case bothers me! And yes! - YOU BOTHER ME! And Pappas! Oh, for the love of Christ. How the hell did I even let you talk me into this whole bone-headed idea to begin with.
- ! We are working under-cover. It takes time. We've produced a few...
- NO! No no no no no no NO! Let me tell you what you've produced... Over the last two weeks, you two have produced exactly squat! SQUAT! During which time the ex-presidents have robbed two more banks. Now for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?
- I caught my first tube today... Sir. ''
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