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Post by Juan on Jun 26, 2013 18:57:47 GMT
predator
'' Did you really feel depressed after you shot Mr. Garrett Jacob Hobbes to death? l think you probably did. But it wasn't the act that got to you. Didn't you feel so bad, because killing him felt so good? And why shouldn't it feel good? lt must feel good to God. He does it all the time. God's terrific! He dropped a church roof on 34 of his worshippers in Texas last Wednesday night, just as they were groveling through a hymn to his majesty. Don't you think that felt good?
- Why does it feel good, Dr. Lecktor?
lt feels good because God has power. lf one does what God does enough times, one will become as God is. God's a champ. He always stays ahead. He got 140 Phillipinos in one plane crash last year. Remember that earthquake in ltaly last spring? ''
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Post by Duke on Jun 26, 2013 21:21:02 GMT
Manhunter (1986)
"Life is stranger than sh*t, that's all. It's a pisser. No big story. I got this insurance agent, this Jew kid named David. He conned me into every policy in the world. Every policy, name it, dogs, house, wife, life, anything. I'm drinking with the boys one night. He comes in with his wife, a brunette with a nice ass who works for a jeweller. And he's still on the hustle, this guy. So I wink at the guys, I say, "Look... the most serious policy, you don't have me covered for." He goes, "What's that, Joe?" "Cock insurance. You make me a policy that when it don't work, I get a payment. I'll write out a check now." He thinks, and he says, "I don't know if the actuality gauges govern this... but we can make a policy. But you gotta guarantee you're in good health now." I says, "Look, leave her with me. Come back and see if it stands up. If it stands up, you know I'm in good health." The jerk leaves her. I screw her. Not only that, she likes it. And she tells me when her boss, the jeweller is shipping stones to Holland, where he keeps his stash - in a drawer in the safe - everything! Can't ask for more, right? Except, one better. I never paid the first premium on the new cock policy."
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oohaah
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Post by oohaah on Jul 29, 2013 11:57:27 GMT
The aerodynamics work. He's breaking wind at 90!
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Post by Juan on Aug 23, 2013 7:40:10 GMT
Once Upon a Time in America
''I remember those cheers / They still ring in my ears / After years, they remain in my thoughts. / Go to one night / I took off my robe, and what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. / I recall every fall / Every hook, every jab / The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. / As you know, my life wasn't drab. / Though I'd much... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When you delve... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When I delve into Shakespeare / "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months. Though I'm no Olivier / I would much rather... And though I'm no Olivier / If he fought Sugar Ray / He would say / That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play. / So give me a... stage / Where this bull here can rage / And though I could fight / I'd much rather recite /... that's entertainment. ''
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Post by Duke on Sept 12, 2013 19:14:06 GMT
Raging Bull (1980)
" Your Holiness, a surgeon to save the body must often hack off a limb. But in truth nothing could prepare me for the beauty and the power of the limb that I had come here to sever."
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Post by Juan on Sept 15, 2013 18:58:06 GMT
The Mission
''I know all about springs. They're like pretty girls - ignore them and they're gone. ''
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Post by Duke on Sept 16, 2013 18:40:38 GMT
Jean de Florette (1986)
"You don't understand our mentality - the French officer mentality. At first, we lose in Second World War. I don't say that you Americans win, but we lose. In Dien Bien Phu, we lose. In Algeria, we lose. In Indochina, we lose! But here, we don't lose! This piece of earth, we keep it. We will never lose it, never!"
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Post by Juan on Sept 17, 2013 10:20:33 GMT
Apocalypse Now
'' --Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!''
''-- Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say? ''
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Post by Duke on Sept 25, 2013 15:32:30 GMT
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I am Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan, Ib Al Abbas, Ibn Rasid, Ibn Hammad. And things were not always thus. At one time, I was a poet in the greatest city in the world. Life was easy and I lived without care. Until one fateful day, I met a beautiful woman who belonged to another man. Her jealous husband complained to the Caliph who made me the ambassador to the land of the Tossuk Vlad - a country far to the north. I was banished from my home and from all that I knew. So, I journeyed by camelback many months into the lands of barbarian peoples - accompanied by Melchisidek, an old friend of my father - through the lands of the Ogus, the Khazars and the Bulgars, into the lands of murderous bandits, called "Tartars", who attack caravans, slaughtering everyone."
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Post by Juan on Oct 16, 2013 19:57:09 GMT
The 13th warrior
''Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.''
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Post by Duke on Oct 16, 2013 21:17:00 GMT
Layer Cake (2004)
"F****** yanks. The trouble with the f****** yanks is, they've no f****** sense. I had some dick in Los Angeles actually ask me where I learned English. English, f***!
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Post by Juan on Nov 5, 2013 18:49:07 GMT
Mr Jackson in a kilt. Can't remember the name of the sodding film tho.
"I'm not following you, I'm looking for you. There's a big difference. "
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Post by Duke on Nov 6, 2013 14:46:34 GMT
The Conversation (1974)
"I had sponsors in the stands, we were hugging and holding hands, praying for good showing and what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey Flipping a football out there"
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Post by Juan on Nov 11, 2013 18:23:53 GMT
Days of Thunder
“Where's my life gone? Where's it going? Looking across the grassy marshland to Flint and up the coast to Point Of Air, I start to wonder what all those poor fuckers in Wales are doing with their lives. Screwing? Sleeping in? Debating whether to take breakfast in bed to their broken fathers? Unlikely. They're probably doing what the gilded folk of Hollywood are doing, or Kowloon or Port Elizabeth. Worrying. Worrying about getting old, or about work, or about money, or about their boyfriend, mistress, lover, house, health, future. Life is sh*t. There is no Flipping point to any of it. Not now that we've evolved past the survival stage. Maybe we used to live to hunt to kill to eat to live another day. Now we just kill time in as many sophisticated ways as possible. Pointless jobs. Pointless lives. Work. Television. Football.”
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Post by Duke on Nov 11, 2013 20:13:36 GMT
Awaydays (2009)
"God promised Abraham that he would not destroy Sodom if he could find ten righteous men... I have a feeling that for Germany it may come down to one."
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