Quit yo jibba jabba

[Juan]

A fish called wanda

''Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne. ''

[Duke]

The Deer Hunter (1978)

"I am the law!"

[Juan]

judge dredd

: What's his plan?
: His plan?
: Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

[Duke]

Hunt for Red October (1990)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

[Juan]

Gladiator!! Time to re-name this thread....a-z of movie quotes.....


She took his dinner in to him once. Me mum, in the pub, and plonked it in front of him on a tray. Knife and fork, salt and pepper. He said, "What's that?" She said, "It's your dinner. I thought you might be hungry. You ain't eaten for three Flipping days. You live in here, you might as well Flipping eat in here." It's funny. He didn't like that, did he? Mugged him up in front of his mates. Thought more of them cunts than he did us. Lovely. Yeah. She got a clump over that. Well, she would, wouldn't she? He was always pissed in there, weren't he? You know? We go in the pub to get our living, you know? That's where we do our business. He'd be there spunking out while we're sitting at home without a dinar, you know, thank you. And he'd promise things. You know? Promise to take us places, you know? Never did. Never took us anywhere. And when he did bother to come home he'd sit in that Flipping chair, doss off with his tray in his lap. And I'd just stand there looking at him. I'd look in his face, and my mother'd go upstairs, and I'd say, "Say, Mum, ain't Daddy coming to bed?" And she'd say, "No. No, he's all right, son. He'll come up when he wakes up." He's gotta wake up to go to bed! Now, I'd stand there looking at this Flipping old man, you know, my dad, you know, in that chair, that horrible Flipping chair with the shiny, worn-out arms. I should've burnt the Flipping thing. By the end he was hemorrhaging from both ends, you know? I used to hear him in the morning hanging on to the kharzi. It was lovely. Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a Flipping ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the Flipping place. Me and me mum had to go the hospital to see him. We walked in. He's laying in bed. He's got tubes up his arms, Flipping up his nose, down the back of his Gregory. He didn't look well. Flipping vodka was keeping him alive. Well, I ain't that interested, so I'm having a little mooch about, you know. I looked above his bed, and there's this sign, right, with some weird writing on it. I couldn't read too well at the time. I said to my mum, "Mum, what's that say? You know, that sign above Daddy's head."

[Duke]

Nil by Mouth (1997)

"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."

[Juan]

clerks 1994

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? . . . Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."

[Duke]

Memento (2000)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[Juan]

Usual Suspects 1995

''There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. ''

[Duke]

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

[Juan]

robocop

''There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.''

[Duke]

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)

"I feel the need... the need for speed!"

[Juan]

top gun!!

There's no earthly way of knowing/Which direction they are going... There's no knowing where they're rowing...
Rowing...
Or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining, is it snowing?/Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing/So the danger must be growing... Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?/Is the grisly Reaper mowing?/Yes! The danger must be growing/'Cause the rowers keep on rowing/
And they're certainly not showing/Any sign that they are slowing!

[Duke]

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

"There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't."

[Juan]

what about bob

'' I mean everbody panics, everybody, things get tense, it's human nature to panic, I don't care what you name it you just can't help it. ''