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Post by Burtie on Dec 27, 2009 19:31:11 GMT
I was mightily intrigued by the news that in January there will be a competition to find "Miss Sutton Utd 2010".  www.suttonunited.net/news.php#879Can anyone help with a few questions? - Is this an annual event? If so, who is Miss Sutton Utd 2009? Photos? - Who will be doing the judging? What are the criteria? - Is there an equivalent " Mr Sutton United 2010"? Surely in the interests of equality there should be. I'm absolutely fascinated by this. |
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Post by Del on Dec 27, 2009 19:52:41 GMT
Can i wear my dirty mac?
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Post by vern on Dec 27, 2009 20:06:09 GMT
Perv's Paradise.
To think I was told that allowing pints of real ale on the terraces would jeopardise SUFC's identity as a community club!
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Post by os on Dec 27, 2009 20:38:57 GMT
Its not an orgy you know, I am still trying to arrange that one for Feb  To think I was told that allowing pints of real ale on the terraces would jeopardise SUFC's identity as a community club! As for Mr Sutton United, there would be no point as I would win it every year and it would just be wasting you lots time ;D |
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Post by vern on Dec 27, 2009 21:38:14 GMT
T&A 
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kelly
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Post by kelly on Dec 28, 2009 9:43:03 GMT
I am the current Miss Sutton United!!
I entered as a joke last year wearing my baggy combats and Sutton shirt. There were 4 other girls all dressed up in mini skirts and make up!
The judges asked me why i thought i would be a good contender and I answered "I do a lot for the club, on and off the pitch and I'm the only contestant that's a sodding Sutton United fan!!"
It was up to the customers in the bar to decide a winner by cheering for their favourite (including a bunch of very drunk and rowdy Horsham fans).
I grabbed a Horsham scarf and proudly waved, to which they all went mental........and I won.
It was the second proudest day of my life! :-)
I'm contemplating entering little Maya this time :-)
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Post by Burtie on Dec 28, 2009 11:20:54 GMT
Kelly the idea of Miss Sutton United "proudly waving a Horsham flag" is frankly appalling. I don't know how you can bring Maya to games with a clear conscience. Now - tell us a bit more about the four other candidates that turned up in short skirts - do we have any photos? Can we get them to turn up again? os - I don't doubt that you're a very handsome man, but just be sure that people view you as a whole person. Being treated purely as a sex object is flattering at first, but ultimately destroys your self-esteem. |
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Post by Del on Dec 28, 2009 11:21:05 GMT
Just for interest sake what did you used to do on the pitch?  |
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Post by taz on Dec 28, 2009 12:36:26 GMT
os - I don't doubt that you're a very handsome man, but just be sure that people view you as a whole person. Being treated purely as a sex object is flattering at first, but ultimately destroys your self-esteem. Clearly a man speaking from experience eh Burtie? |
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Post by os on Dec 28, 2009 15:27:31 GMT
os - I don't doubt that you're a very handsome man, but just be sure that people view you as a whole person. Being treated purely as a sex object is flattering at first, but ultimately destroys your self-esteem. Nope being viewed purely as a sex object is fine by me, who needs self esteem anyway its overated ;D |
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Post by Burtie on Dec 29, 2009 10:14:49 GMT
I think the title of "Mr Sutton United" is a dead heat between Taz, os, and Sonny Cobbs. As far as I'm concerned there really is only one candidate for "Miss Sutton United". Attachments:
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taz
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Post by taz on Dec 29, 2009 10:53:12 GMT
Don't fancy your chances then Burtie?
But admittedly, even I couldn't hope to be victorious against someone as bare buff as Sonny. All the chicks dig him. Greek's sister told us so on saturday.
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Post by medibot on Dec 29, 2009 11:15:02 GMT
Bloody hell, that's at least three ladies and at least one man crush in strong favour of Sonny now!
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Post by Burtie on Dec 29, 2009 11:19:35 GMT
It's not just the dolly birds that think he's proper lush Taz.
A close friend of mine - who shall remain nameless - has openly confessed to deep feelings of man-love towards Sonny. I reckon the Greek's sister will have serious competition there.
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Post by kelly on Dec 29, 2009 15:12:07 GMT
As requested Mr Burtie, I have added a photo of me and my fellow contestants. I think I'm what you would call a bad winner!! :-) Attachments:
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