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Post by Kebab Belly Bob on Jan 21, 2010 13:15:23 GMT
Well done everyone. A Gargantuan effort.
KBB
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Post by sallycat on Jan 21, 2010 13:53:09 GMT
I agree - I'm just Braying with laughter. It sure does Phillips some boring afternoons...
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Millsy
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Post by Millsy on Jan 21, 2010 14:23:56 GMT
Will be a good signing, I'm Shaw. I hope he Dos well and that good coaching will McKimm an even better player.
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Post by Burtie on Jan 21, 2010 15:22:37 GMT
After the result on Wednesday, Doswell is insisting our players adopt an extreme organic diet to get back on track - based on primitive "caveman-style" eating habits. Apparently in prehistoric times when cavemen were unable to find animals to kill, in desperation they would tear down whole trees with their bare hands, and feast on the branches and twigs to assuage their ravenous hunger. What the cavemen didn't know was that tree bark is actually full of rich vitamins, proteins and nutrients - all of which would give them phenomenal strength in a short space of time. Doswell is keen to use these little-known techniques, and therefore is insisting that at meal times, every player has a small portion of bark chippings as a side order alongside his main meal. Understandably, the players are furious about this and several are expected to request transfers as a direct result. Only one player has spoken out in favour of the new regime, and he is believed to have suggested the idea to Doswell in the first instance. "I’m really pleased about it – it makes perfect sense to me", said the player. "It’s actually nothing new. I've been eating bark chippings with my meals for years", explained Bradley Wood-Garnish. I thank you.
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medibot
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Post by medibot on Jan 22, 2010 1:04:44 GMT
Genius
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dof
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Post by dof on Jan 22, 2010 11:59:36 GMT
....so if we see the local garden centre delivering a couple of bags of Bark chippings...it must be to mix in with the pasta, and not for the roses.
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Post by sallycat on Jan 22, 2010 13:58:57 GMT
Genius Don't flippin' encourage him Next he'll be suggesting that they're eating giant sausages glazed with syrup. As eaten by Karam-el-Salami.
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Post by Burtie on Jan 22, 2010 14:59:26 GMT
Don't be silly. Doswell simply wants to encourage his players to try new things and eat food from across the world.
He was stunned to learn that most of his squad have never even been for a curry!
That's why he brought it Francis Quorma, who he thinks will combine beautifully with Matt Naann and Samosa Gargan.
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Post by SpiderBee on Jan 22, 2010 15:17:21 GMT
Don't be silly. Doswell simply wants to encourage his players to try new things and eat food from across the world. He was stunned to learn that most of his squad have never even been for a curry! That's why he brought it Francis Quorma, who he thinks will combine beautifully with Matt Naann and Samosa Gargan. What a curry on!!! ;D
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Post by fox on Jan 22, 2010 20:44:44 GMT
What have you Dunn? This whole thread is a real Payne to read!
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medibot
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Post by medibot on Jan 22, 2010 21:30:50 GMT
It's a gargantuan effort though...
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Post by phillip101 on Jan 23, 2010 23:31:48 GMT
Central midfielder Quarm re-signed for the Beavers in 2007 following a spell at Basingstoke Town, he appeared 121 times for the club, scoring 10 goals. This season Frannie started the first 7 games before picking up an injury which required surgery.
Hi everyone Im a Hampton fan and would just like to congratulate you on this signing. Franny has been absaloutley sensational for us over the last few seasons. In my opinion I would say he is football league standard and thought the only direction I would see him go was up! He was the best player in the blue square south and will no doubt control the midfield for you guys. He can saw some wonder goals, gets about the pitch well, cracking tackler and can find any pass. Especially his erray of long and short passes are particuarly impressive. I wish him the best of luck in his career and hope he gets a chance at least in the blue square premier! Good luck Francis!
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Beaney
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Post by Beaney on Jan 24, 2010 9:30:05 GMT
Would you like to add anything to that? Not even a WHS^^^?
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Post by vern on Jan 24, 2010 10:12:47 GMT
His message is wrapped in the original quote.
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Beaney
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Post by Beaney on Jan 24, 2010 10:53:26 GMT
Oooh fiendish.
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